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It's time for a comic book accurate Batman

So far, we have yet to receive an accurate live-action representation of Bruce Wayne. Without fail, every single incarnation to date, from Keaton to Batfleck, has killed without regard for life, has not been a detective, and have had some wack costumes, at least until Batfleck.

So, in this article we have a break down of what was missing with each live action incarnation (limited to feature films from Keaton onwards), and what we hope Matt Reeves will get right.

Keaton - Batman/Batman Returns

 Boo. Wears Levis. Kills. Not a detective. Sleeps upside down.

 Clooney

 Credit card. No white eyes. Nipples. Roller skates.

 Kilmer

 Have to rewatch.

 Bale

 Not a detective. Kills. Not a scientist.

 Affleck

 Kills the most.


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